What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How does one succeed in life?